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CherryBomb511

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1745
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CherryBomb511 : Hmm well I\'m pretty fantastic to start with. I have a small baking and tattoo obsession and I work like a dog, but when I\'m not at the grind, I\'m usually laughing at other peoples\' dumbass (or unfortunate) happenings on this app!

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

CherryBomb511's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36202) - you deserved it (7381)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML

#14459549
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24550) - you deserved it (11973)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:05am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31429) - you deserved it (5311)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9973) - you deserved it (28739)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)



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