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CherryBomb511
  • Town/Country : Chicago, U.S.
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1380
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CherryBomb511 : Hmm well I\'m pretty fantastic to start with. I have a small baking and tattoo obsession and I work like a dog, but when I\'m not at the grind, I\'m usually laughing at other peoples\' dumbass (or unfortunate) happenings on this app!

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Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31797) - you deserved it (6817)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20542) - you deserved it (10670)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:05am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27634) - you deserved it (4914)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8142) - you deserved it (24178)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)



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