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CherryBomb511

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1535
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CherryBomb511 : Hmm well I\'m pretty fantastic to start with. I have a small baking and tattoo obsession and I work like a dog, but when I\'m not at the grind, I\'m usually laughing at other peoples\' dumbass (or unfortunate) happenings on this app!

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Visits<b>Diachronic</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 8:51pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 11:00pm<b>artist264</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 2:18pm<b>bscott19</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 10:24am<b>fatfudger</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 1:33pm<b>Jclan_91419</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 6:30pm<b>thejzabs</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 6:24pm<b>cardsfan0405</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 6:27pm<b>Nooblah</b> - the 06/05/2014 at 10:26pm<b>_Heisenberg__</b> - the 05/25/2014 at 2:16pm<b>HowieDoIt</b> - the 04/26/2014 at 2:37am<b>doctor__who</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 11:39am<b>thisguy184</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 10:55am<b>A_potatoe</b> - the 04/15/2014 at 5:59pm<b>ydjjekjhg</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 1:14am<b>MandyCat484</b> - the 04/03/2014 at 1:04pm<b>asipia</b> - the 03/28/2014 at 10:50pm<b>Tthug</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 7:31pm

Liked!<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 5:00am

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

It’s in the can

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CherryBomb511's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

#19917515
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13140) - you deserved it (24658)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Concert Flatulent - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

#19782263
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24398) - you deserved it (3050)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

#19644212
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25198) - you deserved it (1935)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86268) - you deserved it (4249)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28906) - you deserved it (23187)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35819) - you deserved it (10151)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32077) - you deserved it (2347)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

#18471784
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25216) - you deserved it (14648)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42661) - you deserved it (4475)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40548) - you deserved it (5228)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25135) - you deserved it (3245)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32827) - you deserved it (9219)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109105) - you deserved it (6557) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

#15309054
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33033) - you deserved it (7553)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36640) - you deserved it (6534)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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