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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1655
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CherryBomb511 : Hmm well I\'m pretty fantastic to start with. I have a small baking and tattoo obsession and I work like a dog, but when I\'m not at the grind, I\'m usually laughing at other peoples\' dumbass (or unfortunate) happenings on this app!

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CherryBomb511's favorite FMLs

Today, I Went To An Orchestra Concert. Halfway Through The Performance I Had To Fart Really Bad, So I Decided To Try And Sneak It In While The Orchestra Was Playing A Loud Exciting Part. Just As I Let It Rip, There Was A Dramatic Pause In The Music. Everyone Heard. FML

#19917515
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14066) - you deserved it (26062)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Concert Flatulent - United States (Texas)

I went to take mah driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to putted mah hand on the passenger seat to look over mah shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit mah instructor in the face. FML

#19782263
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25613) - you deserved it (3168)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Was At The Laundromathen A Huge, Tattoo-covered Man Wearing Nothing But Denim Booty Short An A Wife-beater Sat Down Beside Me. He Stared At Me 4 Ahile, Before Telling Me All About How I Reminded Him Of His ( Frst Prison Bitch. ) FML

#19644212
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (1943)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86676) - you deserved it (4260)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I droppad off mah 19 yaar old daughtar at har frst job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (24114)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got really bord so I postd on Facebook ( Someone should kidnap me for the day. ) My mom commentd, ( The only thing willing to kidnap you r aliens, an that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow. ) 16 people likd her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35997) - you deserved it (10186)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, I received frst pone call of te new year. It was te police station informing me tat elderly grandmoter as been arrested 4 indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday..!! mah boyfriend left me fir mah neighbor!! Her name is Hope!! She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard!! FML

#18471784
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26756) - you deserved it (15168)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they r destined to be together. fat FML

#18379052
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42812) - you deserved it (4490)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was getting intimate with husband on our anniversary day. He climbd on top of me an firmly placd his penis on nose. When I askd him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter an said I lookd just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40733) - you deserved it (5244)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (3348)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (9240)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today , I spent almost two hours cleaning mah fish tank , only to fine out that mah cat had secretly eaten all of mah fishhile I was cleaning the tank . FML

#15309054
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33178) - you deserved it (7575)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was mah sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (6549)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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