About CherryBomb511 : Hmm well I\'m pretty fantastic to start with. I have a small baking and tattoo obsession and I work like a dog, but when I\'m not at the grind, I\'m usually laughing at other peoples\' dumbass (or unfortunate) happenings on this app!
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CherryBomb511's favorite FMLs
Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
by Concert Flatulent / 07/10/2012 at 12:44am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
by sopissed / 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Grandson / 01/01/2012 at 8:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by queenlatifa101bebe / 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by hot_shot / 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML
by ...... / 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
by Anonymous / 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm / United States / Animals
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
- Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where… Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little… Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and…
- Today, my dad picked me up from my friends house because I didn't tell him where I was. This would… Today, My mom invited me on a family outing. Since I wasn't busy until the evening, I excitedly got… Today, I forgot my headphones at home, which wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to be in the third…