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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 January 1980 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 523
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Cherribomb80 : Im old, Im lazy, and I like video games!! I wish I was a vampire or a ninja so I could **** the people I hate and get away with it!!! LOL

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Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20108) - you deserved it (6720)

On 07/06/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by :$ (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15625) - you deserved it (27685)

On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17711) - you deserved it (3293)

On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)



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