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About CherriBerri : i play drums.
& musica es mi vida
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 6:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:11pm - love - by straightasaneedle (man) - Germany (Hessen)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -
Today, I received a text message from my wife who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends: "Have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you tomorrow morning." His? FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Azure_Mist (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 4:31pm - work - by ihateoldmagazines (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by brrrr that's cold! - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, and I had an epileptic fit. He had never seen me have one, and it freaked him out. He rang me later to dump me, as he didn't want to go out with someone who acted like a 'spaz' in public. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 6:28am - love - by gmarina789 (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying "I love you." FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 9:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 7:57pm - intimacy - by PLU (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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