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Today my first gradars ralaasd ta buttarflias wa'va baan raising. Ta kids wara sad tat ona ad did in is cocoon and wouldn't ba sat fraa. Turns out tat buttarfly may ava ad a battar fata: a flock of birds ata alf of ta otars. Immadiataly aftar ralaasing tam. In front of ta kids. big fat FML

#1454784
130 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 12:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I read a PostSecret that said "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML

#1444188
457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57277) - you deserved it (11010)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:13am - health - by fat_thighs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when mah chair flipped out from under me and mah soda fell on top of me and got in mah ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

#1440141
90 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by kate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML

#1429978
201 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603
175 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday I Was Giving Mah Crush A Lift Home From A Mutual Friend's House . When He Got In The Car, Mah Mom Askd In French, "Is This The Guy U Won't Stop Talking About? You Can Do So Much Better!" Of All The Things I've Told About Him To Mah Mom, I Forgot To Mention He's French As Well . FML

#1380025
106 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 12:43am - love - by frenchgirlll (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was at a pool party . Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking mah shirt off . A girl in the pool shouted ( Hey, your the only fat one here, don't feel bad! ) . I was worried about wat mah friends would think of mah new bellybutton ring, I don't think I'm fat . FML

#1348524
118 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 5:47am - misc - by TheRawrza (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, My Friends And I Spent Hours On The Disney Website Playing In Pixie Hollow. We Made Our Own Faries And Flew Around Completing Tasks For TinkerBell And Her Fary Friends. We're In College, And This Is How We Spent Our Saturday Night. FML

#1347981
238 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by panicromanceX3 - United States (Arkansas)

Today I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder an my dog running around. Something freakd out my brd an she bit my ear an startd flapping her wings in my face. Surprisd I took a step back trippd over my dog fell hit my head on the stove an got knockd unconscious. FML

#1341827
96 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by margretlle (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE BEACH AN FELL ASLEEP IN THE SUN!! WHEN I WOKE UP, THERE WAS A BLOB OF SUNSCREEN ON MY LEG!! THINKING IT WAS MY BOYFRIEND WHO WAS SWEET ENOUGH TO SQUEEZE SUNSCREEN 4 ME, I RUBBD IT INTO MY LEG!! AFTER SMELLING MY HANDS, I DISCOVERD IT WAS BIRD POOP!! FML

#1339602
78 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 11:10pm - animals - by poopedon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Mah Bast Friand And I Parformad A Rap To Our Whola School. Tha Rap Was "mada Up" By Our Friand. Aftar Tha Parformanca, A Lot Of Friand Askad Ma Why I Did A Rap From Hannah Montana. Apparantly Tha Rap Was Off Of A Show Fir 8 Yaar Olds. Wa R 17 And Paopla Think Wa Watch Hannah Montana. FML

#1336947
258 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I Was Shopping In An Upscale Store. As I Was Changing, I Heard One Of The Snobby Saleswomen Say To Mine "You Shouldn't Bother. She Isn't Going To Buy Anything." Determind To "show Her", I Purchasd Everything I'd Trid On. It Came To Around $500. My Credit Card Was Declind. FML

#1315447
149 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 8:49am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was looking at my recommendation on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon think I need to get laid. They're right.

#1297315
78 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba fir doing a "great job". FML

#1280200
87 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 12:36am - work - by Idiocracy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my alarm went off. I reacd to swat it , missd , slippd , smackd my face on my dresser , and fell on te floor. As I pickd myself up off te floor , I it my ead on te open top drawer of my oter dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness , I was attackd by two pieces of furniture. mega FML

#1250407
111 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)



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