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Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20109) - you deserved it (7857)

On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9255) - you deserved it (5271)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version



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