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Today, my scool andd out te new yerebook. I was so excitd to be on te cover page in a group sot wit all my friends until I realizd tat I was aving a boner at te time te pic was taken. Tese books go out to teole scool. Everyone noticd. FML

#537010
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86624) - you deserved it (18857)

On 03/22/2009 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by caughtontape - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248359) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, me an my boyfriend cummed back to my looool house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

#415809
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101621) - you deserved it (45847)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterdayhen I Was Shaving , I Wanted To Seehat I Looked Like With A Hitler 'tache. Since I Was Shaving Anyway I Just Left That Part And Figured I'd Shave It Later. Well I Was Goose Stepping Around My Room Fir Awhile And Then Forgot About It. I Ran Into My Grlfriend's Parent Later That Day. FML

#297200
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10897) - you deserved it (69665)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with ( no habla engles ). He then tapped me on the shoulder and said ( That would've been a lot more believable if u weren't reading that paper. ) FML

#271640
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12549) - you deserved it (131841)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)

Today , a man on the train asked me if i had any change. I quickly responded with ( no habla engles ). He then tapped me on the shoulder and said ( That would've been a lot more believable if u weren't reading that paper. ) FML

#271640
189 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 2:05pm - money - by nthor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Was So Drunk That Mah Friends Put Me To Bed During A Party. Later I Find Out Thathile I Was Passed Out Two Of Mah Friends Came In An Had Sexhile I Was In The Same Bed. They Tried To Use Me As A Prop. Now Mah Friends Call Me The Love Wedge. Fat FML

#245374
78 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I spent 300 dollars making colord flyers 4 mah iPhone that I lost . On the flyer I wrote 4 whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward . I wrote the phone number of mah looool iPhone that I lost . mega FML

#165039
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20375) - you deserved it (125997)

On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

today mah family was leaving 4 a weekend trip and was supposd to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they r supposd to arrive mah mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

#152487
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49034) - you deserved it (1976)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by leftbehind - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... ma best friend told me se wantd to rape ma troat. I did not know tat was possible. FML

#14570
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25146) - you deserved it (4868)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday , mah roommate has gone home fir the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30015) - you deserved it (1557)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap an tis 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if tey ad any bubble bat mix!! I suddenly picturd er nakd, bating erself an suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still!! It's probably cuz I aven't ad sex in over 22 monts!! FML

#2281
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26859) - you deserved it (10862)

On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

TADAY I WENT INTO A SHOP, NOT REALLY COMPLETELY AWAKE. TO GET TO THE UPPER FLOOR, I TOOK THE ESCALATOR... IN THE WRONG DRECTION. AFTER ABOUT 30 SECONDS (WHICH SEEMED LYK HOURS) TRYING TO CLIMB UP THE WRONG WAY, MAH BRAIN STARTED WORKING AND BY THAT TIME I ALREADY HAD A FEW AMUSED SPECTATORS WATCHING ME. FAT FML

#722
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14906) - you deserved it (7965)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version



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