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ChenEightyChenEighty
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1362
  • Number of comments : 246
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ChenEighty : Hey there! As you can tell by my name and profile picture, I'm a Touhou head and a weeaboo. I'm also a cute loving otaku. I'd much rather read the manga than watch the anime. As you might be able to tell from my comments, I'm a grammar nazi with a stupid side. I also use tons of sarcasm, so if you don't get it, I've probably already lost respect for you. I'm addicted to cute, like anime boys and girls, cats, and whatever is in between.
If I could be anyone, I'd be the cutest catboy ever, in search of other cute catboys. But who's to say that's not me now? After all, this is the Internet we're talking about. Anything can happen!
I'm a Let's Player on YouTube, and I've been a gamer my entire life. I'm especially addicted to old school games from NES onward, especially the Mega Man and Punch Out series. I Bhop under the name Chen Yukira, or Syncer.
No weird girls trying to find relationships on FML.
Steam: csam4
kik: ChennyYukira
Don't be shy, I'm a friendly catboy :3

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ChenEighty's favorite FMLs

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

#16030351
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18643) - you deserved it (27744)

On 05/03/2011 at 8:15am - love - by cbolig -

Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML

#6372164
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6281) - you deserved it (24755)

On 11/19/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by gravycoveredblackberry (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML

#5588493
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27823) - you deserved it (19890)

On 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by mushroommouth (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

#5289656
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11452) - you deserved it (80212)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:24am - animals - by nipped (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up with and wanted to make my ex-girlfriend jealous. I kissed her and she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

#142749
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15873) - you deserved it (88938)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss told me that we are having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML

#884
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15409) - you deserved it (5241)

On 01/08/2009 at 10:38pm - work - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version



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