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About ChenEighty : Hey there! As you can tell by my name and profile picture, I'm a Touhou head and a weeaboo. I'm also a cute loving otaku. I'd much rather read the manga than watch the anime. As you might be able to tell from my comments, I'm a grammar nazi with a stupid side. I also use tons of sarcasm, so if you don't get it, I've probably already lost respect for you. I'm addicted to cute, like anime boys and girls, cats, and whatever is in between.
If I could be anyone, I'd be the cutest catboy ever, in search of other cute catboys. But who's to say that's not me now? After all, this is the Internet we're talking about. Anything can happen!
I'm a Let's Player on YouTube, and I've been a gamer my entire life. I'm especially addicted to old school games from NES onward, especially the Mega Man and Punch Out series. I Bhop under the name Chen Yukira, or Syncer.
No weird girls trying to find relationships on FML.
Don't be shy, I'm a friendly catboy :3
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Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML
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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML
Friday 17 October 2014