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ChenEighty

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ChenEighty

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1175
  • Number of comments : 244
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ChenEighty : Hey there! As you can tell by my name and profile picture, I'm a Touhou head and a weeaboo. I'm also a cute loving otaku. As you might be able to tell from my comments, I'm a grammar nazi with a stupid side. I also use tons of sarcasm, so if you don't get it, I've probably already lost respect for you. I'm addicted to cute, like anime boys and girls, cats, and whatever is in between.
If I could be anyone, I'd be the cutest catboy ever, in search of other cute catboys. But who's to say that's not me now? After all, this is the Internet we're talking about. Anything can happen!
I'm a Let's Player on YouTube, and I've been a gamer my entire life. I'm especially addicted to old school games from NES onward, especially the Mega Man and Punch Out series. I Bhop under the name Chen Yukira, or Syncer.
No weird girls trying to find relationships on FML.
Steam: csam4
kik: ChennyYukira
Don't be shy, I'm a friendly catboy :3

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ChenEighty's favorite FMLs

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML

#20912116
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38257) - you deserved it (3031)

On 10/08/2013 at 3:09am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

#20888878
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18714) - you deserved it (43089)

On 09/20/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by BabeRuth (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

#20752113
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56569) - you deserved it (3827)

On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, a customer broke my nose for refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

#20736654
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40681) - you deserved it (2841)

On 06/20/2013 at 2:32am - work - by Whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML

#20730804
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35600) - you deserved it (4980)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

#20724048
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50538) - you deserved it (3426)

On 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm - misc - by thatisfuckedup - United Kingdom

Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML

#20705144
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76518) - you deserved it (3643)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML

#20692458
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45269) - you deserved it (7284)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54936) - you deserved it (4273)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML

#20620041
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43316) - you deserved it (4034)

On 04/25/2013 at 12:54am - kids - by kkt - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

#20527203
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61297) - you deserved it (5372)

On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

#19791305
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9724) - you deserved it (34305)

On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

#16030351
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18611) - you deserved it (27688)

On 05/03/2011 at 8:15am - love - by cbolig -

Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML

#6372164
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6264) - you deserved it (24704)

On 11/19/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by gravycoveredblackberry (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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