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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 830
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ChelsiLeah : I love music......
make that genres of music....like
Alternative rock, (some)Emo, Hardcore punk, indie rock

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Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

#3030585
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42078) - you deserved it (4890)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML

#3017259
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41532) - you deserved it (5321)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

#2715001
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66332) - you deserved it (6338)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

#2656270
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44707) - you deserved it (11518)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

#2492585
206 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 2:52am - misc - by crazyjohnny - United States (California)

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

#2456065
290 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 2:46am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

#1930454
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17006) - you deserved it (94820)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (178300) - you deserved it (45714)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

#796639
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97887) - you deserved it (7824)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)



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