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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2035
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Chelsee45 : I'm a girl, with brown hair and green eyes..
Like tacos and waffles.
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Any questions? Email me - Mmmblowfish@hotmail.com
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Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

I set mah alarm half-an-hour earlier so I looool could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

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On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex. My mum walked in an told him to pull out an show her that he was wereing a condom, an not just saying he was. mega FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MAH FATHER MET MAH BOYFRIEND FIR THE FRST TIME AT DINNER . THE ONLY THING HE SAID TO HIM THE WHOLE EVENING WAS, "ARE YOU CRCUMCISD?"

#18164044
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On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom

Today , my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of erself in my boxers. I tougt it would be funny to take a picture of myself in te tong se left in my room and send it to er. Se tougt it would be funnier on looool Facebook. FML

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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I Had Sex With Mah Boyfriend For The First Time. After We Finishd, He Went Under The Covers And Startd Touching Me. At First I Thought He Was Trying To Give Me ( Oral Pleasure ). It Turns Out He Lost The Condom Inside Of Me And Was Trying To Fish It Out Before I Noticd. FML

Today, mah eleven year old sister came in, and bitchd to me and mah boyfriend about how she was going to tell mah mom about the usd condom she found . My boyfriend punchd her in the face . FML

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Ma Boyfriend And I Were Going To Ave Sex 4 Te Frst Time. He Didn't Know Ow To Take Off Ma Bra And Insistd Tat E'd Figure It Out On Is Own. He Gave Up A Couple Seconds Later And Playd Video Games Instead. Mega FML

#18012444
202 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (California)

TODAY , I HAD TO SIT ON THE BUS NEXT TO A CREEPY GUY. HE BEGAN PESTERING ME WITH OVERLY-SEXUAL STATEMENTS , AN FINALLY I TOLD HIM I HAD A BOYFRIEND. HE RESPONDD WITH "TELL ME HIS NAME SO I CAN TRACK HIM DOWN , KILL HIM , AN HOPEFULLY TAKE HIS PLACE." BIG FAT FML

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On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger 4 the frst time, he startd moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, after five long yeres of having been together, mah boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)



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