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Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4670) - you deserved it (42201)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by LaurenLehmmman (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7369) - you deserved it (48595)

On 11/29/2009 at 8:02am - health - by Numnum (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23085) - you deserved it (5493)

On 11/29/2009 at 12:16am - love - by random123 - United States (Pennsylvania)



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