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Chelsea_bella

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1481
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, mah girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice an tight 4 her next boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65662) - you deserved it (7389)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today , I got home from working late and decidd to write a cute email to mah girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it offhen mah door swung open , and in a panic , I opend another tab to hide mah email. It was porn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11766) - you deserved it (39226)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today , my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes !! Afterwards , the womenho did the waxing told my friend it was $30 4 her wax !! Then , in front of thehole salon , the women points at me and says , "You! You so hary- $35!" !! FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55312) - you deserved it (8444)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by waxinghorror (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Ran To A Public Bathroom Bacausa Of Axplosiva Diarrhaa. In Tha Middla Of It, I Noticad Thara Was No Mora Toilat Papar Nor Papar Towal Ramaining. Tha Smallast Bill In Wallat Was A 5. I Had To Pay 10 Dollar To Wipa Own Butt. FML

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289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88419) - you deserved it (18409)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)



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