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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1331
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

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341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65576) - you deserved it (7383)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11743) - you deserved it (39208)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

#3669971
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55225) - you deserved it (8437)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by waxinghorror (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88323) - you deserved it (18392)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)



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