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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1480
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Taday my best friend ho I've been in love with for nerely a decade asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation as he waded through the profiles he complained that it was impossible for him to find a grl to have a meaningful conversation with. fat FML


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On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

today my student unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML


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On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today,hila working customar sarvica, I instructd a customar to prass tha pound kay on har callphona. Sha hasitatd a momant bafora asking, "Um, tha pound kay? You maan tha hashtag, right?" maga FML


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On 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by #isthisthepoundkey? - United States (Florida)

Today, I rushd to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologizd for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He respondd with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands."


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On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today at work I had to utter the phrase "Sir please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. mega FML


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On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML


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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML


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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Yesterday... my boyfriend called me a freak 4 wanting to ave sex 4 a second nigt in a row. looool FML


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On 02/06/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by frustrated! (woman) - United States

Today mah boyfriend and I decided to try some ( prolonging gel ) to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly it worked and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML


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On 01/11/2013 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't ave a air tie... so I used a tong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daugter. I trew on my clotes... drove to pick er up... went to te store... and went fir ice cream... tong still in my air. mega FML


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On 01/02/2013 at 12:33pm - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, roommate stumbld in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, an passd out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, an go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, an makes more money than me. FML


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On 01/01/2013 at 4:00pm - misc - by apparentlythereisnokarma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML


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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and postd it on Facebook . When I checkd it later it had 20 comments on the picture . I was feeling good until I read the comments and lookd at the picture again . I left looool my vibrator on the the bathroom counter . FML


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On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was having phone sex with boyfriend. Trying to be sexy... I told him what I was doing with vibrator. I heard a loud bang... followd by him shouting... "Why don't u just fucking marry it... then?!" and then hanging up. FML


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On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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