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Yesterday.. . mah dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over there fair usage limit . I barely use our wifi.. . and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet . He's blaming me anyway.. . and says I'm groundd until January . FML

#20195319
83 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 4:49pm - misc - by WPA2 OR DEATH (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I FINALLY FELT MOTIVATD TO DO SOME EXERCISE . AS I GOT MY WEIGHTS OUT, I NOTICD OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE SOMEONE MOVING ABOUT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW . I GOT SCARD AND DROPPD A WEIGHT ON MY FOOT . THE PERSON OUTSIDE WAS MY OWN REFLECTION . FML

#20195266
75 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 4:10pm - health - by i see fat people (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

my mom bitchd me out and threatend to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently ( immoral behavior. ) This is the same woman who cheatd on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil temptd her. FML

#20195064
202 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by sonofahypocriticalwhore (man) - United States

Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML

#20195063
64 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by Moose (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today... I dutifully attended mah husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out... through song... about mah husband's affair... in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML

Today, after doing inventory at my job, I was approached by a co-workerho I had alway thought was cute. I tried talking to her, but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker. Now she assume that I'm "special". FML

#20186264
53 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 3:35am - work - by CheddarJack89 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I brought a boy over to mah house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swoopd in and bombardd him with questions about his and mah sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML

#20186150
74 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I followed ma niegbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on ma Cristmas tree cuz it will ( make it live longer. ) I just cummed downstars to find ma Cristmas tree covered in ants. FML

#20186141
136 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Chuffy - United States (Colorado)

yesterday my girlfriend accused me of cheating because I tipped our waitres at dinner. FML

#20186136
111 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

today my dad groundd me 4 two weeks 4 profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing he actually acceptd my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost my grounding period would double. We playd. He kickd my ass. FML

#20185812
92 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 8:28pm - misc - by goodbye cruel world (man) - United States (California)

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I ad to elp a teenage boy learn ow to float. Tis involves supporting te person's back as tey try to float. His boner stood straigt up. FML

#20185787
118 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of looool very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung mah leg over the stool, an through no fault of mah own, sat on mah own balls. I quickly got thrown out fir "harassing the ladies." FML

#20185753
69 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 7:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grlfriend confronted me fir forgetting to take the trash out . At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips . She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed . mega FML

#20185423
143 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30pm - love - by Gus (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Have Three Cracked Ribs. I Have Also, Fir The First Time In Mah Life, Developed A Case Of The Hiccups That Simply Will NOT Go Away. It's Been Hours.

#20184990
100 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30am - health - by Atletic - United States (New York)

Today... my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wereing the same outfit. FML

#20184947
77 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 1:30am - misc - by Awks - Australia (Victoria)



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