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Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML
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On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I admitted to my parents that I'm a pathological liar and I would like to go get help. They didn't believe me, and told me stop making stuff up. FML
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On 04/17/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Aaronator25 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I admitted to my parents that I'm a pathological liar and I would like to go get help. They didn't believe me, and told me stop making stuff up. FML
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On 04/17/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Aaronator25 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
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On 04/16/2013 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML
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On 04/16/2013 at 7:13pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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On 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by fucklife - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, it transpired that my mom has been spending her stint in prison trying to play matchmaker for me, going so far as to call one of her finds, "good breeding stock". Apparently, I don't already have enough criminals in my life; last September I was the only member of my family of 5 not locked up. FML
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On 04/16/2013 at 4:48am - love - by Grand_Cookie - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
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On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
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On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)
Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML
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On 04/04/2013 at 11:12am - misc - by NotASize0 (woman) - Denmark
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
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On 04/04/2013 at 2:46am - love - by nobodylovesme (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
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On 04/03/2013 at 10:51pm - misc - by JaneDoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML
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On 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by nickcedola40 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML
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On 03/30/2013 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)
Friday 24 May 2013
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