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Chellec2013

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Chellec2013
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 893
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Chellec2013 : Just trying to make it without going completely insane or broke

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Chellec2013's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML

#21402720
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27030) - you deserved it (3238)

On 05/01/2015 at 1:30am - misc - by Crombinator - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37113) - you deserved it (2756)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML

#21398409
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26861) - you deserved it (7991)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by almost_a_pro - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

#21398419
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27821) - you deserved it (3975) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

#21387157
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29071) - you deserved it (2122)

On 04/03/2015 at 7:00pm - misc - by big_bail (man) - United States (California)

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML

#21384638
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26487) - you deserved it (2884)

On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after telling my audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in my entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML

#21380814
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26369) - you deserved it (2520)

On 03/24/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML

#21377506
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35980) - you deserved it (2492)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44383) - you deserved it (4022)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39471) - you deserved it (5543)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss informed me I couldn't go on my "vacation" because he's leaving for one of his employees' weddings. That just so happens to be my wedding, for which I'm taking the vacation. FML

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

#21301367
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39721) - you deserved it (4035)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run, so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people, soaking in a puddle of my own piss. FML



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