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Chellec2013
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1444
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Chellec2013 : Preschool teacher, Law Enforcement, Security, Sunday School, Boyfriend with the same interests. My crazy, wonderful life.

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Today, I was taking a dump at work. I had my two-way radio attached to the back of my belt. When I stood up and pulled my pants up, I managed to send the antenna straight up my butt. FML

#21520186
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19933) - you deserved it (4355)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:29pm - misc - by poopsicle (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML

#21519906
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20374) - you deserved it (1181)

On 01/27/2016 at 12:02am - health - by sicky - United States (Utah)

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

#21515446
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21121) - you deserved it (1616)

On 01/15/2016 at 1:57am - kids - by Vitani_Verci -

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML

#21500205
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21315) - you deserved it (1621)

On 12/04/2015 at 10:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

#21499543
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18556) - you deserved it (2162)

On 12/03/2015 at 12:33am - love - by killmenow - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

#21498846
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24324) - you deserved it (6251)

On 12/01/2015 at 4:49am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

#21498846
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24324) - you deserved it (6251)

On 12/01/2015 at 4:49am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

#21496534
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (2650)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:00am - kids - by coolest_mom (woman) -

Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML

#21479741
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26751) - you deserved it (2801)

On 10/13/2015 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by iwantaraise - Australia

Today, I found my cat who's been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor's window. He won't answer the door. FML

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML

#21460549
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25133) - you deserved it (1753)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

#21458477
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26497) - you deserved it (2453)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19458) - you deserved it (10873)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25799) - you deserved it (10248)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML

#21456316
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26127) - you deserved it (1762)

On 08/15/2015 at 11:20am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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