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Chel2010
  • Town/Country : Somewhere SW, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Chel2010 : I'm 21, currently a cashier but trying to find something better, hoping to go back to school soon. I live with my fiancé. I'm a pretty random person once you get to know me. I'm friendly and can talk to just about anyone :)

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Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61561) - you deserved it (13917)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29864) - you deserved it (3095)

On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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