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About Chel2010 : I'm 21, currently a cashier but trying to find something better, hoping to go back to school soon. I live with my fiancé. I'm a pretty random person once you get to know me. I'm friendly and can talk to just about anyone :)
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Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML
Friday 18 April 2014