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Chefaid87
  • Town/Country : Maryland, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 September 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 838
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Chefaid87 : We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.

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Today, I didn't get promoted, but the guy who showed up to work drunk a few weeks ago did. FML

#6691372 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (22498) - you deserved it (1750)

On 12/10/2009 at 5:38am - work - by Hmmwtf (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I went to my grandmothers house to pick up her cat for the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

#6658784 (39)

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (1270)

On 12/08/2009 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

#6501261 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (11549) - you deserved it (25764)

On 11/28/2009 at 8:53pm - misc - by figures - United States

Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML

#6382728 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (22527) - you deserved it (1811)

On 11/20/2009 at 6:50pm - misc - by WhyTheEff (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (20109) - you deserved it (1954)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

#6296267 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (20479) - you deserved it (3868)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

#6281731 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (23112) - you deserved it (6223)

On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

#6228123 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (21505) - you deserved it (1532)

On 11/09/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by tampondealer (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

#6078140 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (24138) - you deserved it (4351)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Mike (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML

#6050280 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (7052) - you deserved it (26893)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:15am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (5638) - you deserved it (29156)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the traffic court judge didn't believe my three witnesses and two security cameras that proved I was innocent. He claimed a cop would never lie, and that the dashboard security cameras, which the cop brought in, were somehow edited by me. I was fined $1,000 and my license was suspended. FML

#5748049 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (39794) - you deserved it (1464)

On 10/09/2009 at 9:58pm - misc - by thelistman (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (34136) - you deserved it (2117)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my Cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

#5663418 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (38502) - you deserved it (2780)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up (after a night of drinking) in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall with a note saying "Sorry Dude". FML

#5655970 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (8512) - you deserved it (26680)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)