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ChefBoy6382

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 June 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 15195
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ChefBoy6382 : I don't give a fuck about much these days...

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ChefBoy6382's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244510) - you deserved it (82520)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

#4489
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67365) - you deserved it (5919)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9270) - you deserved it (51974)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)



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