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ChefBoy6382
  • Town/Country : Rosebud, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 June 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 14466
  • Number of comments : 40
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Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52350) - you deserved it (66660)

On 03/08/2009 at 4:47am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (218272) - you deserved it (77978)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60258) - you deserved it (5124)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6327) - you deserved it (37590)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)



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