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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ChefAwesome : My name is MK.
I graduated from Le Cordon Bleu at 18 and now I'm a full time chef.
Oh and I love God :)

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ChefAwesome's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

by rileycrash / 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML

by Anonymous / 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation

Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML

by Anonymous / 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

by dearme / 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

by Anonymous / 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

by AwesomePGnarles / 02/13/2009 at 3:17am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

by Cùchulainn / 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm / Love