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  • Number of visits : 582
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ChefAwesome : My name is MK.
I graduated from Le Cordon Bleu at 18 and now I'm a full time chef.
Oh and I love God :)

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML


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On 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by rileycrash (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML


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On 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML


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On 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML


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