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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

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On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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On 12/05/2010 at 6:12am - intimacy - by miiiiilk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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