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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 587
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ChawanKiti : Some friends and I started our own Minecraft server, and If you'd like to play, you're invited! The ip is

Nineteen year old addicted to mint tea, anime, and my fandoms.

Instagram: @J.ellyfish
Tumblr: @Swimming-Senpai
Twitter: @NudeGranny
And @SwimmingSenpai

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Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45893) - you deserved it (5302)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

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