Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8310
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ChasinParkedCars : I like to start controversial topics. I say what most people hold back. I'm different. :) Message me?

ChasinParkedCars's page activity

Visits<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 1:16am<b>logans044</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 2:01am<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 10:57pm<b>Zatert</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 3:07pm<b>saxyguy</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 5:37am<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 5:02pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 1:42pm<b>s3ahawkz</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:25pm<b>crystalbeau98</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 12:41am<b>redstone7693</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 6:29pm<b>ckeekymontag</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:38pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:02am<b>EvoLove</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 8:23pm<b>march1415</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 10:20pm<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 3:35pm<b>thecman25</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 9:08pm<b>Azpy</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 12:22am<b>Holmes27</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 10:32pm

Fucked!<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 7:16am<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 11:02pm<b>lilviking</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 3:50pm

ChasinParkedCars's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ChasinParkedCars's favorite FMLs

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

by Ben / 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

by Steve / 08/16/2009 at 1:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

by SomeDJ / 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

by unbelievable208 / 08/05/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

by sexychica / 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

by Pimp-Daddy / 07/21/2009 at 10:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

by RachelDC / 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (West Virginia) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous