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  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ChasinParkedCars : I like to start controversial topics. I say what most people hold back. I'm different. :) Message me?

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Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML


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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML


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On 08/16/2009 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML


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On 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm - kids - by SomeDJ (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Pimp-Daddy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML


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On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

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