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CharlieOrion
  • Town/Country : Wellingborough, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2467
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About CharlieOrion : Hi I'm Charlotte just derpin' around on the internet.

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Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (131948) - you deserved it (5773)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122893) - you deserved it (6382)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by you would (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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928 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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717 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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