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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 September 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About CharlieOrion : Hi I'm Charlotte just derpin' around on the internet.

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Today , aftar spanding tha night hanging out with a baautiful girl wa start to walk back to mah placa . Halfway thara sha turns an says , ( I wish u wara a vampira ) an goas back homa . FML

#1834550
640 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94592) - you deserved it (8629)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday,hile working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work an annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in aheelchair opened the door. FML

#1767727
693 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16079) - you deserved it (243983)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:43am - work - by pizzagurl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that mah husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139561) - you deserved it (14165)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, mah husband and I were talking about names 4 our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

#1182028
653 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I called te campus police ( anonymously ) wile ma roommate was away and told tem about er weed stas because I was tred of er smoking in our room all te time . Se ad brougt er weed to a friend's and got off scot-free . I ave a earing Monday for te adderall tey found in ma desk . FML

#1021552
394 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by hatetheroommate (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729420) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a grl who looked my age pointed to a shrt I had in my bag . "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling . She looked pretty cool, so I nodded an asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store . Turns out she didn't, she's the manager . FML

#843065
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35502) - you deserved it (497219)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday mah boyfriend and I had sex fir the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML

#718937
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (134480) - you deserved it (15199)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( Nope...now that's 8! ) FML

#650429
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (145915) - you deserved it (27099)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

#580113
484 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, boyfriend was really stressed about a guy e works wit being a jerk. I told im ( if you ignore someting long enoug, it won't boter you anymore. ) His response was ( I've ignored erpes for a long time but it still boters me. ) We've been aving sex for 3 monts now. FML

#511174
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131567) - you deserved it (20419)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
897 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62513) - you deserved it (646375)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (317029)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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