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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 April 1993 (21 years)
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Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43536) - you deserved it (3265)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
166 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
327 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

#5407615
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On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager who said that I was probably a fat loser that still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

#1656055
122 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 6:32am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico



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