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About CharismaGeek : I'm 12 years old and a 7th grader. I'm very mature for my age, so don't underestimate me. I'm a hardcore gamer.
Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw these in moderation:
Today, I took a shit but it was in my pants because I couldnt make it to the bathroom,is this bad? fml
Today, I got in a fight with my bestfriend it got pretty heated it got to the point where we didn't talk to each other and when it check instagram I lost a follower and it was her.FML
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Friday 26 September 2014