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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About CharismaGeek : I'm 12 years old and a 7th grader. I'm very mature for my age, so don't underestimate me. I'm a hardcore gamer.

Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw these in moderation:

Today, I took a shit but it was in my pants because I couldnt make it to the bathroom,is this bad? fml

Today, I got in a fight with my bestfriend it got pretty heated it got to the point where we didn't talk to each other and when it check instagram I lost a follower and it was her.FML

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CharismaGeek's favorite FMLs

Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24543) - you deserved it (34183)

On 09/28/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40362) - you deserved it (7226)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML


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