About Chaoticthor : Hey there fellas. Names Kevin, I'm a kid of many virtues. I'm 18 years old. If you'd like to talk facebook is. facebook.com/cgraffiti ; instagram: instagram.com/opkossy. I'd like to consider myself a gamer(MMO's). I have many hobbies that i enjoy doing, with cooking being one of them(insert astonished face here"___").
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Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
by secret meat / 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML
Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML
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