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Chantalasaurus
  • Town/Country : Quahog
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 794
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Chantalasaurus : hey, I'm C-rex or Chantal. :]
top 10 movies: Donnie Darko, Wayne's world 1 and 2, Bill and ted's excellent adventures, tommy boy, black sheep, monty python and the holy grail, step brothers, he loves me not, and anchor man.
music: my favorite band hands down is Led Zeppelin. My favorite song is either "Gymnopédie" by Erick Satie (classical), or "satellite skin" by Modest mouse. however, I listen to anything from folk and jazz to death metal.(mostly melodic, I haven't really listened to much else). but I HATE country, rap, and hip hop.

aaaaaaaaaaaanyway.....
all you really need to know about me is that
ever since I was a young boy, I played that silver ball, from Soho down to Brighton, I must've played them all, but I ain't seen nothin like him, in any amusement hall, that deaf, dumb, and blind kid....SHO' PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL!
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oh, and also, I'm on colorguard....so that basically makes me over 9000 times cooler than you are.

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Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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On 10/21/2009 at 5:03pm - kids - by holy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML

#5887611 (335)

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On 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm - kids - by MGZ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut my sister's hair. FML

#5877421 (102)

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On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

#5875643 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (22811) - you deserved it (3548)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by Anonwymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

#5716495 (89)

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On 10/08/2009 at 1:14am - kids - by stupidsantaclaus (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my daughter how her eyes look exactly as pretty as my wife's. She told me that she loved the way my eyeballs stick out of my face, just like Elmo. FML

#5618534 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (28174) - you deserved it (2964)

On 10/03/2009 at 8:33am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barber shop. When the man finishes with him, I tell the guy, "while we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaims very loudly in front of a very full barber's shop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

#5327120 (81)

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On 09/18/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by ben (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found some charges on my credit card for two round trip tickets to Las Vegas. Turns out my daughter and her stoner, unemployed boyfriend stole my credit card and flew to Vegas over the weekend to get married. I paid for my daughter's elopement. FML

#5235406 (102)

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On 09/13/2009 at 7:10pm - kids - by Broeman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

#4933603 (266)

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On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

#4928502 (231)

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On 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home from a business trip, I walked in to the house to find my husband nowhere to be seen. I called out his name and he came round the corner saying "Coming baby." When he came through the door he said "Oh it's you..." FML

#4923789 (69)

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On 08/30/2009 at 3:22am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

#4923649 (211)

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On 08/30/2009 at 3:12am - health - by tomchuq (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML

#4911322 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (19776) - you deserved it (36602)

On 08/29/2009 at 6:20pm - love - by zuper_duper (man) - United States (California)

Today, the guy I've been dating tells me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML

#4909488 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (37369) - you deserved it (3932)

On 08/29/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by Intheway (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees, when some of his mates turned up at the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML

#4908594 (136)

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On 08/29/2009 at 3:56pm - love - by legallyblondemad (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)