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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 102189
  • Number of comments : 213
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Chaith : I'm Jonathan Ryan

I run a student powered contracting business, and am studying for my public accountant designation. I love travelling, fitness, and improving myself in any way that I can.

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Chaith's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML


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On 03/06/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by cumguzzler - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML


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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML


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