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Today, I played a table tennis final in public. After winning, I went to shake my opponent's hand. He doesn't react or move. It was only the first set. FML
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On 12/21/2008 at 2:00am - misc - by Bito - Sent from mobile version
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version
Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML
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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
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On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML
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On 12/03/2008 at 2:26am - intimacy - by Yum - Sent from mobile version
Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML
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On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version
Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML
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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I’m not sure she’ll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
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