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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 19343
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML


I agree, your life sucks (86458) - you deserved it (16865)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML


I agree, your life sucks (111646) - you deserved it (16110)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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