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Cereal_Is_Good
  • Town/Country : "United" States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 341
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cereal_Is_Good : What can I say, I like cereal.

I will Grammar Nazi your shit up if I am in the mood. I listen to music from punk rock all the way to heavy metal. Yes, the kind with screaming. I hate rap and hip hop. Don't bother messaging me because I only view FML from my iPod. That's all for now, folks.

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Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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