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  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 November 1997 (16 years)
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Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39556) - you deserved it (4745)

On 06/23/2014 at 9:56am - kids - by kennyjhynes (man) - United States

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML


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On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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