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Today... I am seven months pregnant with my thrd child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. big fat FML

#21384638
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15781) - you deserved it (1703)

On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I had to explain to someone that all beverages... except plain water... actually have calories. They weren't too happy that there milkshake diet was over before it began. mega FML

#21384468
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18846) - you deserved it (1502)

On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today , I was about to lose ma virginity to ma girlfriend , wit wom I am genuinely in love wit. Rigt after I'd got te condom on , se said , "You do know tis is break-up sex , rigt?" FML

#21383831
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28465) - you deserved it (1991)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my grlfriend keeps my toenails in er deceased grandmoter's prized music box. Se says it's to, "Keep te box natural." I don't understand wy se does tis, or wat se means by "natural." FML

#21383678
72 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, my grlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: ( Sorry, dude. Better luck next time! ) FML

#21383638
51 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I Ad To Taac Grandma Ow To Burn Filas To CDs. I Jokingly Said Tat It Doasn't Involva Litarally Burning Ta Disks In Fira... To Wic Sa Raspondad By Slapping Ma An Calling Ma A Patronizing Brat. FML

#21383501
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20621) - you deserved it (11156)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML

#21379420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29442) - you deserved it (3522)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant . She looool decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor . FML

#21379171
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28285) - you deserved it (2278)

On 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm - health - by ellabellabooboo - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, MY FATHER DECIDD IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME THE SEX TALK, AT TARGET, AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!! FML

#21379134
62 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I looool planned to stay at ma apartment, cry an eat cocolate in peace. My roommate decided to ave loud sex wit er boyfriend in te apartment. Se refused to quiet down, saying "My body, ma rules." mega FML

#21379056
104 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by stoprubbingitinmyface (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING CHARADA WITH MAH BOYFRIAND AND FAMILY. THA ANSWAR WAS "BACKONING" SO I ACTAD IT OUT WITH A "COMA HARA" GASTURA. HA LOOKAD CONFUSAD FOR A SACOND, THAN BLURTAD OUT "FINGARING?"

#21378887
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28372) - you deserved it (3406)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by ajodasdojsad (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun!! When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog!! They believd her and think I ned psychiatric help!! mega FML

#21378741
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30940) - you deserved it (1977)

On 03/21/2015 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was wereing a new tank top that was really cute . I later was talking to an attractive guy an thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute an funny . I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit . FML

#21378703
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27244) - you deserved it (9270)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML



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