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Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by AlbertEinstein_ (woman) - Ireland
Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 12:08am - work - by crazyautio - United States
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffed, accused me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him for a fool again, I'd be looking for a new job. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
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On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by lostforlife - United States (Maine)
Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm - work - by Ian Artis - United States
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I tried to trim my dog's nails. After about a half hour of barking, biting, and general freaking out, I gave up and decided to pay someone else to do it. I'm a vet, and do this for a living. FML
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On 07/11/2012 at 1:54pm - animals - by cutup (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, and got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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On 07/11/2012 at 1:09am - love - by forgottenbday (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key chain. He didn't think it was real, so to test it he sprayed me in the mouth while I was asleep. FML
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On 07/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by rkbkate - United States (Alabama)
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
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On 07/10/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by Username (man) - United States
Today, I'm having heart surgery. The doc came in, donut in one hand and papers in another. While I was filling them out, his hands kept trembling, and he dropped the donut on the floor. He fumbled to pick it up and kept eating. The guy I'm entrusting my life to doesn't even respect the five-second rule. FML
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On 07/09/2012 at 2:25pm - health - by deadman (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)
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