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Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 7:56pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm - love - by Alliente - United States
Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by AlbertEinstein_ (woman) - Ireland
Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 12:08am - work - by crazyautio - United States
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffed, accused me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him for a fool again, I'd be looking for a new job. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
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On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by lostforlife - United States (Maine)
Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)
Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm - work - by Ian Artis - United States
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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