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Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

#19054787 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (1077) - you deserved it (576)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

#19053682 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (1733) - you deserved it (84)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

#19048946 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (3243) - you deserved it (453)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by soupisyummy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML

#19048671 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (2259) - you deserved it (634)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm - misc - by big steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

#19043614 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (4387) - you deserved it (401)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (1453) - you deserved it (4185)

On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (1196) - you deserved it (11069)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

#19039912 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (4128) - you deserved it (853)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:37am - love - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

#19037206 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (4676) - you deserved it (417)

On 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by truth - United States

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (5838) - you deserved it (1912) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

#19033928 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (7927) - you deserved it (388)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (5823) - you deserved it (2872)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

#19031754 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (5342) - you deserved it (382)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (5910) - you deserved it (740)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

#19026198 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (5680) - you deserved it (416)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -