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TODAY, A NURSE ASKED RELATIONSIP STATUS. I ANSWERED, "MARRIED". SE TEN ASKED IF TERE WAS ANY POSSIBILITY OF ME BIENG PREGNANT. I ARDLY CONTAINED SNORT, BEFORE RESPONDING, "NO, U AVE TO AVE SEX FOR TAT." I'M NOT SURE WAT'S WORSE, TE FACT TAT IT'S TRUE OR ER LAUGTER. MEGA FML

#21275225
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38498) - you deserved it (5032)

On 10/10/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by bluevix (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I witnessd some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. ( Goddamn negger ), I mutterd. ( The fuck did u just say?! ) yelld a black guy standing beside me. FML

#21275066
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31502) - you deserved it (14495)

On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

I went on a date an ate in the park. When I crossed mah legs under the table, I scraped mah knee an got a lot of splinter in it. When I got back home an started digging out the splinters, mah dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on mah knees during the date. FML

#21206411
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44251) - you deserved it (4228)

On 07/11/2014 at 9:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today...hile sitting on mah front porch... mah cat cummd up beside me. I startd idly stroking her... only to turn an realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML

#21206318
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45374) - you deserved it (8478)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML

#21205823
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53223) - you deserved it (7241)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, MY PARENTS WERE SCREAMING SO LOUD ABOUTO CLOGGED TE TOILET TAT A NEIGBOR CALLED TE POLICE BECAUSE TEY TOUGT SOMEONE WAS IN DANGER. FAT FML

#21152412
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39653) - you deserved it (3623)

On 05/26/2014 at 4:28pm - misc - by dear god why (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... my wife's cat ran away. After spending a lot of money making "Lost Cat" flyers an driving around 4 hours passing them out an searching 4 her cat... he walked downstairs. FML

Today, My Boss Bitched Me Out Fir Doing Some Random Web Browsing While Waiting Fir Some Documents I Needed To Arrive, Then Went Back To His Desk And Went On Facebook, Thinking I Couldn't See. FML

#21151371
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39369) - you deserved it (4894)

On 05/25/2014 at 4:54pm - work - by kalamar5 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47574) - you deserved it (7231)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today , five minutes before closing , a woman cummed in to buy over $300 wort of cloting from te sales rack. My manager and I ad to ring it all up , de-sensor it , fold it , bag it , etc. After it was all rung up , er credit card was declined. FML

Today I told mah 4-year-old nieghbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

#21145558
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45925) - you deserved it (5301)

On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY MOM SHOWING HER FRIENDS THAT SHE CAN DEEPTHROAT A BANANA. THAT'S SOMETHING I COULD'VE LIVED A LONG AN HAPPY LIFE WITHOUT SEIENG. REAL FML

#21141912
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52482) - you deserved it (5055)

On 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by fuck florida (man) - United States (California)

Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid . After we spent ages wandering around trying to fine her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today . FML

#21141882
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40611) - you deserved it (3985)

On 05/16/2014 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, mah grlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Brd . FML

#21141738
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (7664)

On 05/16/2014 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by (not) fucked - United States (Texas)

Today , three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on , or I'm the world's ugliest woman. fat FML

#21137630
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52722) - you deserved it (5181)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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