Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Cece1530

Search for a member

Cece1530

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 July 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Cece1530's page activity

Visits<b>tshurtz722</b> - the 06/12/2014 at 8:27am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 1:09pm<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 03/20/2014 at 11:09pm

Cece1530's FML badges

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of Cece1530's badges

Cece1530's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

#21163809
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40970) - you deserved it (3230)

On 06/05/2014 at 11:16am - work - by DarkSerebii (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML

Today, I called my mom to tell her: "Mom, I finally got my period!" There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

#644673
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58693) - you deserved it (22490)

On 03/27/2009 at 3:15pm - health - by Crampon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



FML's blog

  • FML's Labor Day BBQ
  • The first Monday of September is a holiday in some countries, and is supposed to celebrate Labor Day. So, this means you do nothing to celebrate doing something. I'm confused.  For those of us who…

Monday 1 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: