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Visits<b>Ghastly</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 6:19pm

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Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35193) - you deserved it (21262)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20487) - you deserved it (33726)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)



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