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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2707
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About CazinaIna : Catharine ^.^
I hail from the gloomy UK
Loves Legend of Zelda, GW2, Animal Crossing and guinea pigs (:
The kind of vegetarian who relates to bacon humour.
My favourite past times are making a tit of myself, nintendo gaming and watching hours of Let's Play and Rooster Teeth.

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CazinaIna's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50443) - you deserved it (14349)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34993) - you deserved it (4682)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML


I agree, your life sucks (53912) - you deserved it (11810)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML


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On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML


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On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML


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On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML


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On 01/08/2014 at 10:23pm - misc - by chapstick (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML


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On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML


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On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend found an old nude of me on his best friend's PS3. I had no idea this guy existed until we moved in with him. FML

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML


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On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML


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On 12/09/2013 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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