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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 March 1986 (28 years)
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Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28384) - you deserved it (5759)

On 01/16/2015 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29544) - you deserved it (4047)

On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)



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