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Catuser

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 720
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Catuser : Gay, Atheist, cat lover, furry fandom member, 15, high schooler, failing in Latin, and the first FML I submitted was published. I feel like I've become a "one hit wonder"..

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Fucked!<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 6:49pm

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Catuser's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML



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