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CattyPurry
  • Town/Country : Katy Perry, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 October 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 531
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CattyPurry : Whaddup, I'm CattyPurry. If you haven't already realized, my username is a parody of Katy Perry's name (:

I'm your every day teen, just a lot more cooler 8D

Keep it classy, ladies.

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." - Marilyn Monroe

"I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love." - Marilyn Monroe

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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (445718) - you deserved it (72677)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (186579) - you deserved it (8598)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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