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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 893
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CattyPurry : Whaddup, I'm CattyPurry. If you haven't already realized, my username is a parody of Katy Perry's name (:

I'm your every day teen, just a lot more cooler 8D

Keep it classy, ladies.

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." - Marilyn Monroe

"I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love." - Marilyn Monroe

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Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML


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