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CattyMcEwwen

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CattyMcEwwen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2446
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CattyMcEwwen : I'm very bubbly and always up for a chat if you want to message me :) I'm openly bisexual and my favourite band is Papa Roach :) I also love to edit pictures :P

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CattyMcEwwen's favorite FMLs

Today, a nurse asked my relationship status. I answered, "Married". She then asked if there was any possibility of me being pregnant. I hardly contained my snort, before responding, "No, you have to have sex for that." I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that it's true or her laughter. FML

#21275225
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38721) - you deserved it (5057)

On 10/10/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by bluevix (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

Today, I and a coworker got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss' infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML

#21275140
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39846) - you deserved it (2791)

On 10/10/2014 at 6:34pm - work - by shatfjord (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

#21266558
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30547) - you deserved it (5582)

On 09/27/2014 at 7:55pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

#21262395
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39027) - you deserved it (10411)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

#21191852
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52302) - you deserved it (4748)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle. The last piece didn't fit. FML

#21191359
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43348) - you deserved it (6171)

On 06/28/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Puzzlepiece - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43206) - you deserved it (6150)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46420) - you deserved it (8348)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML

#21189057
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36132) - you deserved it (10815)

On 06/26/2014 at 10:58am - misc - by DF (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I got a call from a friend asking why I didn't tell him I was engaged. I'm not, but I wish I was. Rumours about my life seem to be better than the reality. FML

#21188956
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43814) - you deserved it (4336)

On 06/26/2014 at 7:35am - love - by WhenRumoursAreBetterThanReality (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55564) - you deserved it (18296)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)



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