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Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that 4 some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except 4 four, and they are doing there best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40836) - you deserved it (5268)

On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by Mr.no contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I announced to my family that I got accepted into Harvard. My grandma laughed and muttered, "Liar." FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I LEARNED THAT MAH PARENTS R PLANNING TO DIVORCE. MY DAD SAID, "I'LL TAKE RACHEL." RACHEL ISN'T EVEN HIS DAUGHTER; I AM. RACHEL IS MAH MOM'S DAUGHTER WITH HER FIRST HUSBAND. FAT FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday at mah cousin's brthday party... mah grandma took me to one side... slippd me a pad... an startd ranting that tampons ( steal your vrginity ) an that I should never use looool them. Well... okay then. FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by dynah114 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, tha rollarcoastar I was on stuck upsida down for a faw minutas. I shat mysalf in tarror. Than, gravity took affact. raal FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I Met My Girlfriend's Dad For The First Time. His Shirt Said ( D.A.D.D , Dads Against Daughter Dating , Shoot The First One And Word Will Spread ). FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:57am - love - by pdub523 - United States (Texas)



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