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Catlvr12
  • Town/Country : Pennsylvania, United States Of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 October 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 211
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

#20022564
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33528) - you deserved it (3706)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:08pm - health - by theflow (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

#20022524
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21060) - you deserved it (7470)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML

#20008307
152 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

#19983789
180 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

#19979145
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On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

#19978761
140 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 12:31am - animals - by Lola -

Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML

#19939596
351 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

#19938552
216 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by checkup (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
181 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
288 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
244 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

#19712062
179 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States



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