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Today, my 4 year old daughter walked into my home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to my husband and said "Did I say it right?" FML


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On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21803) - you deserved it (28927)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42054) - you deserved it (8525)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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