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Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23751) - you deserved it (2105)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:18pm - work - by SimpleSwimmer - United States (California)

Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22078) - you deserved it (3041)

On 08/26/2011 at 3:35am - love - by EpicMayonnaise (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29478) - you deserved it (11637)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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