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Catahoulaqueen

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1209
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, mah daughter hugged me around the neck andhispered, "I'm going to cut yur head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now!! FML

#21043189
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43742) - you deserved it (5365)

On 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today... I was applying for jobs online when mah father calld. When I told him what I was doing... he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking... but he replid... "Honey... if I had your tits... I'd never work a day in mah life." 5ML

#21037822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43175) - you deserved it (4728)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah 175-pound rottwieler I've raisd since a puppy watchd me get jumpd and robbd of mah phone and money in mah yard!! An hour later he hoppd the fence and chasd the mail man down the street after he leand on the fence 4 a second!! fat FML

#21021631
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47058) - you deserved it (4752)

On 01/08/2014 at 6:02pm - animals - by Zach Got Robbed (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss daclard total bankruptcy of tha company looool and I lost my job. Tha good naws is my coworkars and I all racaivd McDonald's 10%-off coupons. Thay axprd in 2003. maga FML

#20963285
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (2644)

On 11/19/2013 at 11:50am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, after being forced to take mah little sister trick-or-treating, we had the cops called on us twice. She thought it would be funny to tell all the people giving out candy that I'd been following her around and that she had no idea who I was, and that she was scared of me. FML

today mah now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other grl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

#20933703
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43387) - you deserved it (3395)

On 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. mega FML

#20932181
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40686) - you deserved it (4340)

On 10/24/2013 at 8:52am - misc - by French - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while visiting mah mother, she asked mah son who his favorite parent was . As a growing boy, he chose his father . I don't mind, except she then asked, "So, whose side are u taking in the divorce?" My husband and I have no marital issues . My son refuses to believe us . FML

#20932049
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43406) - you deserved it (3244)

On 10/24/2013 at 2:05am - kids - by he's still not convinced (woman) - United States

while at hospital with a broken arm , I was askd to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up , pickd up my arm , and droppd it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

Today, I was berated by a pharmacist, who said that kids these days are on so many unnecessary medications fir "fake diseases". I was just trying to pick up the medication I've been prescribed to control my epilepsy. FML

Today, I lerend two things. Frst, mah grlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 month we've been dating. FML

#20598610
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58540) - you deserved it (5685)

On 04/17/2013 at 2:14am - love - by rawdoglyfe69 - United States (Montana)

TODAY, I WAS FIRED FROM MY JOB 4 BREAKING MY COMPANY'S TATTOO POLICY. I HAVE A SMALL SCAR ON MY WRIST THAT ROUGHLY RESEMBLES A HEART. MY BOSS INSISTS THAT IT'S ONE OF THOSE WHITE INK TATTOOS. NO ONE WILL BELIEVE ME. FML

#20534364
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38321) - you deserved it (2274)

On 03/07/2013 at 3:17am - work - by crap - United States

Today, the company I was fired from three years ago merged with the company I work at now. The new owners' first order of business was to looool fire me again. FML

#20508810
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43789) - you deserved it (2881) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/15/2013 at 8:37pm - work - by Nico - Sent from mobile version

Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in mah statistics class gave me a rose fir Valentine's Day because he rememberd they were mah favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters an told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

#20507681
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40909) - you deserved it (3990)

On 02/15/2013 at 1:07am - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make mah boobs larger . It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again . fat FML

#20499439
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53132) - you deserved it (6128)

On 02/09/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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